“An Unbelievably Cozy Shirt For The Restless Closer”

* Men's and Women's sizes available *

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 4.5oz 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
 1x1 rib knit neck
 Tear-away label
 Shoulder to shoulder taping
 Fits true to size

Constantly Day-Dreaming About Nailing Your Elevator Pitch?

If so, you're not alone.

Every day, impact-driven entrepreneurs like you wake up with a shimmer in their eyes to get rich so they can give back.

The “Resting Pitch Face” shirt is a personal stamp of approval that being in pitch-mode 24/7 is ok (and totally encouraged). 

So get on with your bad self in this tri-spun poly/cotton/rayon blend shirt of awesomeness. You’ll be brazenly comfortable with the lightly ribbed neck and tear-away tag. #oink
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